How to Write Compelling Dialogue in a Novel

You know you can't always read the blogs. Sometimes you like to read novels, and you know one thing that all the novels have in common besides not being on a blog? All of them have people talking. Writers call it dialoge.

How to Write Compelling Dialogue

You might think that writing what people talk about to each other would be an even easier job than writing a blog! YOUR WRONG!!!!! #1 writing a blog is not easy. #2, writing talking is even harder than that. That's why people call Edgar Allen Pope and RR George Martins geniuses. They are great at writing what people say. They are so good at it, you will maybe even forget you are reading a book, because you get so caught up in it.

There are many tips to writing good talking, but the most important is:

Before computers, writers like
Herman Melville used typers like this
to help them write.

Never right dialogue with just one person in the room!!!!

It might never cross your mind until you take a novel writing course (like it did for me) that you can't have just one person talking in a room. That's a bad idea and your readers will hate it. Why? Because it's creepy that's why nobody talks to themselves so if you think about it, it just makes sense. It's a very expert way to make your book sound like it was written by one of those experts.

So now I'm going to get back to writing my novel, but now you know about one weird trick to writing talking in your book, thanks to me and my blog!

How to Take Down a Christmas Tree!

It’s that time of year again! You finally have to make good on you’re newyear’s resolution and take down your Christmas tree. But just how to go about it the best way? Lucky for you, I know how to take down a Christmas tree in the best way.

If your tree isn’t fake it is probably getting really dry. I usually prepare my tree for take-down by spritzing it with a spray bottle before hand. Because of fire hazards, it is dangerous to touch a tree with dry needles until you have sprayed it enough to be slightly dripping. Be safe!

Jeez kid, can't you just take down one little Christmas tree
without throwing a fit like a cry babe?

Count the number of ornaments you take off your Christmas tree when it comes down so you know you got them all. Don’t worry if you didn’t count the number you put on you’re tree. As long as the number sounds about right when you get done, your tree is mostly free of Chrissmas ornaments. 

Next, take down the lights, but be careful! They may be wet and slippery! Make sure to handle Christmas lights with delicate, loving care so you don’t fracture any of the lights.

Once everything is down, put it in a box, maybe two, and stow it away in your garage or basement or shed. Write down where you put it! There is nothing more bah humbug than trying to set up your Christmas tree and forgetting just where you put your decorations.

Should I Take Down My Christmas Tree?

Many people have questions about taking down their Christmas tree, so it’s natural to wonder if you’re doing the right thing. It is appropriate to take down your Christmas tree at any time if:

•          You have gotten sick of looking at your tree
•          You are dissatisfied with any or all of the gifts you received
•          You are jewish, muslim or another crazy religion
•          You need the tree stand for another craft project

So now that you know how to take down a Christmas tree, you can get started taking down your Christmass tree. It’s a great tradition that you learned about, thanks to me.

How Can I Tell If I Am Poisoned?

Poisoning is a very bad thing to have happen to you or maybe one of your loved ones. It can lead to all sorts of bad simptompts. The worst one is death, but you could also need some kind of medicine to get better. Poisoning is not a fun thing. Luckily for most humans, poisoning is easy to avoid, especially if you know the signs of poison ingestion.

Try to avoid eating poison if you want to live a full, healthy life!

Have I Been Poisoned?

You probably haven’t been poisoned if you are able to read this. But just in case, think back to your day and retrace your steps, thinking about how you did things. Try to remember if:

• You ate any poison
• You drank any poison
• You breathed in any poison gas
• You got poison on your skin or in your eyes
• You injected poison into your bloodstream
• You were bitten by a poisonous spider or a poison-spitting snake

If you answered no to these questions, good news! You probably aren’t poisoned. You probably just have Type II diabetes or something else. Now you know all about diagnosing poisons.

Renaissance Artists: Where Are They Now?

If your like me, you probably love getting inspired by looking at all the paintings of the rennaissance, because they are really beautiful and make you really think of a wonderful time gone by!! But how much do you really know about the arts and artists who made those paintings?

Secret Menu Items Are Delicious!!!

Everybody who eats at In and Out Burgers knows that they have a wonderful menu of great food that's only available to people who are big enough fans to know about the secret menu and then remember about it when its time to place your order. But did you know that most places also have secret menu items that are more delicious than the regular food they serve to normal people?

American Sign Language Music Videos by Mackelmore Rule

If your one of those people who thinks that deaf people cant enjoy music your probably really insensitive and need to try to change your attitude because guess what? THEY CAN LIKE MUSIC!

Card Counting Blackjack Expert Tips

Sometimes you hear about people getting busted for counting cards at blackjack (AKA 21) and it can be confusing, because there not literally counting cards. They do this thing that helps them win, and every 21 player should do it too!