Wednesday, January 9, 2019

How to Take Down a Christmas Tree!


It’s that time of year again! You finally have to make good on you’re newyear’s resolution and take down your Christmas tree. But just how to go about it the best way? Lucky for you, I know how to take down a Christmas tree in the best way.

If your tree isn’t fake it is probably getting really dry. I usually prepare my tree for take-down by spritzing it with a spray bottle before hand. Because of fire hazards, it is dangerous to touch a tree with dry needles until you have sprayed it enough to be slightly dripping. Be safe!

Jeez kid, can't you just take down one little Christmas tree
without throwing a fit like a cry babe?

Count the number of ornaments you take off your Christmas tree when it comes down so you know you got them all. Don’t worry if you didn’t count the number you put on you’re tree. As long as the number sounds about right when you get done, your tree is mostly free of Chrissmas ornaments. 

Next, take down the lights, but be careful! They may be wet and slippery! Make sure to handle Christmas lights with delicate, loving care so you don’t fracture any of the lights.

Once everything is down, put it in a box, maybe two, and stow it away in your garage or basement or shed. Write down where you put it! There is nothing more bah humbug than trying to set up your Christmas tree and forgetting just where you put your decorations.

Should I Take Down My Christmas Tree?

Many people have questions about taking down their Christmas tree, so it’s natural to wonder if you’re doing the right thing. It is appropriate to take down your Christmas tree at any time if:
  •          You have gotten sick of looking at your tree
  •          You are dissatisfied with any or all of the gifts you received
  •          You are jewish, muslim or another crazy religion
  •          You need the tree stand for another craft project

So now that you know how to take down a Christmas tree, you can get started taking down your Christmass tree. It’s a great tradition that you learned about, thanks to me.

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